Friday 21 December 2012

Eulogy to Indian Cartoon Industry


 The beginnings

One of the earlier known animation was the “Flip Book”, a simple yet unique invention. But going back to the 1600’s the technique of a magic lantern was developed, giving the early signs of the animated world. Over the years newer techniques and technologies have facilitated creating beautiful and majestic worlds. Animation is profoundly beautiful, a blank canvas of opportunity, letting the world see things never physically possible. Art has always been the channel of human expression much before cinema was perceived.
From early projections through lantern or glass to handmade drawings running through projectors or filmed on camera. Animation has evolved itself into a reckoning force, it has moved beyond the kid’s entertainment to adult animation like The Simpsons, South Park or Family Guy. Probably the world’s best known and most successful animators was Walt Disney, he gave us great characters like Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse etc. His work inspired artists like Hanna Barbara who created “Tom & Jerry”.
Today the world of animation knows no bounds, animated movies are constantly top grossers. Not only that movies like Toy Story, Finding Nemo have cult followings among cinema goers and a must watch for every child.
India’s animation world
What I am here to talk about is the Indian animation world and especially the Indian cartoon channels. Animated movies in India are still seen as a food for kids, hence they have never moved beyond the cheesy characters into real cinema. The target group is small, so is the investment which keeps our technology at a nascent stage as compared to the global scenario. Even with big stars giving their voice to movies like Jumbo(Akshay Kumar) or Toonpur ka Sultan(Ajay Devgan) the sophistication of the production is very poor.
 I grew up reading comics by Pran Kumar Sharma of Diamond Comics, fans like me would remember Billu, Pinki and Chacha Chaudhary. Even to this day these are the most original creations ever. I moved to Tinkle, Tintin and the simpleton Suppandi. As a child in days of just DD National and Metro we got one hour of toon every day and shows like Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad, Duck Tales, Tales Pin, TMNT etc. There were superheroes like Batman, Spiderman or our very own He-Man.
                                                                     
When Cartoon Network made its presence felt in 1995, I was enamored by the whole wide world of cartoons Dexter’s Laboratory, Captain Planet, Swat Cats, Johnny Quest and many more. These shows were excellent even if they lacked in animation they more than made up for it by pure uninhibited entertainment. My friends would remember those days playing Contra and catching Scooby Doo at 8. While Aahat solidified our belief in ghosts, Scooby Doo taught us ghosts aren’t real. Those few years were great for kids who got to see such great cartoons.
But as I grew up  I saw the fading state of Indian cartoon channels, now instead of one we have many Pogo, Disney, Animax. I have a younger brother and I asked him why you don’t watch cartoons and he tells me they are boring. So while I grew up, our cartoon channels dumbed down, they included a heavy dose of Indian characters like Bheem, Karan etc but where the spark, the fun or the entertainment was. These shows were more mythological than the real Mahabharata. If that wasn’t enough we borrowed majority of shows from Japan. If Pokemon wasn’t enough, there is Doremon or BeyBlade, the whole trifecta. I remember seeing Shin Chan and couldn’t recall any cartoon that depicted such behavior. . Though I hear a sister channel Boomerang runs all these classics but it is not available in India.
The sad part is with these shoddy shows running on mainstream networks, most kids would never know what they have missed. I feel bad for this generation who never got to taste the beautiful delicacies of cartoons and have to settle for second grade shows.

Saturday 1 December 2012

Talaash: Even Mr. Perfect can go wrong


A very strong track record, we expect nothing but perfection from Aamir Khan. He is so profoundly perfect in his moves, that it begs the question what can move this mountain. His recent TV stint though far from perfect did make its mark on the television audience. For those 90 minutes the country was galvanized. He is called Mr. Perfect for nothing, all his recent movies have been a notch above or something different than the day to day mashed up dish we are served. In all this junk food, Aamir’s movies are fine dine complete with a glass of wine.
Excel Entertainment should be a very proud production house which can boast of very strong titles like Dil Chahta Hain, Lakshya, Rock On and I can go on. They have always brought alive new cinema and given opportunities to fresh directors. The same can be said for Aamir Khan Productions, these two coming together certainly is an event to watch out for.
The expectations from Talaash were huge, as is with every Aamir movie. Big names were attached to the project and with Aamir at helm the stakes are that much higher. The only new face was the director Reema Kagti known for Honeymoon Travels Pvt Ltd.  not the most rememberable movie. The promotions and trailers of Talaash did not reveal much, but neither did it gave a wholesome feeling as some movies do.
Talaash combines a murder mystery, with a emotional back story of Inspector Surjan Shekhawat and his wife Roshni. The movies begins with a thrill and reveals new twists in every scene, meandering so close to perfection but losing my faith at the finish.
 There was a lack of originality when it comes to scripts, but I concede that the premise of Talaash was good and the story seemed well written. What failed the movie was execution, the only strong point of the screenplay was its ability to keep the mystery alive till the very end. Other than that it failed at so many levels, I am horrified Zoya Akhtar such a talented filmmaker failed at seeing the gaping plotholes. Once your start is faulty you will struggle to finish well. Reema Kagti starts of well revealing so much in such little time by interval the intrigue was built and so were my expectations. But as with most movies, without due diligence to the second half the movie crucifies itself. What could have been, what it was.
The music of the movie is completely enamoring taking the story ahead at every juncture combined so well with the rest. The characters were all very well played. Rani was wasted, though the story did not leave much for her to bite into. Aamir hogged the most screen space, and delivered a convincing performance. The most perfect cast was let down by very weak dialogues by Farhan Akhtar clearly he does not hold the talent of his father. In such chilling moments, the characters spoke such sub standard lines that it shocked me. The only character that was convincing in every scene was Nawazuddin Siddiqui, he stole the limelight with his expressive eyes and amazing range.
It is sad to see that an amateur director derailed such an opportunity and what I had to settle with was mediocrity. With Aamir doing one movie a year, I had hoped for so much more.

Saturday 17 November 2012

Jab Tak Hain Jaan : No love is perfect


Hum sirf tumko jaante hain,
Hum sirf tumko chahte hain,
Maana hain tumko apna jahaan,
Jab tak Hain Jaan, Jab Tak Hain Jaan.


Today I caught Veer-Zaara on the television, and it took me back to that pure definition of love. Was that Yash Chopra’s legacy? To me his genre was impossible love Silsila, Lamhe, Darr. He creates circumstances where love cannot happen and he makes it happen. That was his true flair. The fact that some of his best work was never appreciated (Silsila, Lamhe), two movies I consider absolute genius. It brings me back to my experience today. I saw Veer-Zaara and saw those pure unadulterated emotions on celluloid, only Yash Chopra could bring such dedicated love on screen. You can watch it over and over and it will make you shed a few tears. Love it or hate it, Shahrukh can make romance feel alive.

But then I come back to Jab Tak Hain Jaan and I just cannot understand where it could have gone right. Could Yash Chopra have pulled it off with such a weak script. Could Shahrukh Khan’s indelible charm been enough to make me enjoy this movie. Sadly the answer to both is NO. The problem starts with Aditya Chopra’s script or lack of one and it falls right down to the end. I do not doubt the intentions of the director truly pure and truly wonderful. I thought the casting, the locations they were brilliant. But I just could not digest the story. As it goes even good actors cannot make you like a weak story.. With three hours in length I cannot remember one scene that stood out. I feel sad that such a great director had to suffice with such a weak last film. 

Sunday 21 October 2012

The 3 minute delight


I had been planning since a long time, but some how it kept slipping my mind. But finally I checked out a new trailer ‘Matru ki Bijli ka Mandola’, Vishal Bhardwaj has also been the one to enamor, one of the few good directors we have at our disposal. What started with Maqbool is still continuing on, the man creates legacy behind him.
His music is to die for and he sings well. But its his talent of story telling that completely floors any audience. The new movie is about three characters Matru ( Imran Khan), Bijli (Anushka Sharma) and the artistically gifted Pankaj Kapoor as Mandola. Only some directors could bring that rugged Indian feel to a script and the trailer emphasizes that while creating tension along with building curiosity.
The dialogues hit the spot, just like a cold brew and the movie looks filled with thrills and frills. The antics of these characters give the impression of no holds barred fun and the trailer ends on an absolute high note.
I don’t think I have seen such well executed trailer in a long time, hopefully the movie would live up to it.

Sunday 7 October 2012

Winston Churchill- Iron Curtain


The Iron Curtain speech from Winston Churchill, a must read for every political enthusiast. This speech brought about a new dawn in world politics. A new outlook between Democracy and Communism,  It laid the stones of the Cold War. It changed the world political scenario forever.

Take out some time and give it a read, it is enlightening

President McCluer, ladies and gentlemen, and last, but certainly not least, the President of the United States of America:
I am very glad indeed to come to Westminster College this afternoon, and I am complimented that you should give me a degree from an institution whose reputation has been so solidly established. The name "Westminster" somehow or other seems familiar to me. I feel as if I have heard of it before. Indeed now that I come to think of it, it was at Westminster that I received a very large part of my education in politics, dialectic, rhetoric, and one or two other things. In fact we have both been educated at the same, or similar, or, at any rate, kindred establishments.
It is also an honor, ladies and gentlemen, perhaps almost unique, for a private visitor to be introduced to an academic audience by the President of the United States. Amid his heavy burdens, duties, and responsibilities--unsought but not recoiled from--the President has traveled a thousand miles to dignify and magnify our meeting here to-day and to give me an opportunity of addressing this kindred nation, as well as my own countrymen across the ocean, and perhaps some other countries too. The President has told you that it is his wish, as I am sure it is yours, that I should have full liberty to give my true and faithful counsel in these anxious and baffling times. I shall certainly avail myself of this freedom, and feel the more right to do so because any private ambitions I may have cherished in my younger days have been satisfied beyond my wildest dreams. Let me however make it clear that I have no official mission or status of any kind, and that I speak only for myself. There is nothing here but what you see.
I can therefore allow my mind, with the experience of a lifetime, to play over the problems which beset us on the morrow of our absolute victory in arms, and to try to make sure with what strength I have that what has gained with so much sacrifice and suffering shall be preserved for the future glory and safety of mankind.
Ladies and gentlemen, the United States stands at this time at the pinnacle of world power. It is a solemn moment for the American Democracy. For with primacy in power is also joined an awe-inspiring accountability to the future. If you look around you, you must feel not only the sense of duty done but also you must feel anxiety lest you fall below the level of achievement. Opportunity is here and now, clear and shining for both our countries. To reject it or ignore it or fritter it away will bring upon us all the long reproaches of the after-time. It is necessary that the constancy of mind, persistency of purpose, and the grand simplicity of decision shall rule and guide the conduct of the English-speaking peoples in peace as they did in war. We must, and I believe we shall, prove ourselves equal to this severe requirement.
President McCluer, when American military men approach some serious situation they are wont to write at the head of their directive the words "over-all strategic concept". There is wisdom in this, as it leads to clarity of thought. What then is the over-all strategic concept which we should inscribe to-day? It is nothing less than the safety and welfare, the freedom and progress, of all the homes and families of all the men and women in all the lands. And here I speak particularly of the myriad cottage or apartment homes where the wage-earner strives amid the accidents and difficulties of life to guard his wife and children from privation and bring the family up the fear of the Lord, or upon ethical conceptions which often play their potent part.
To give security to these countless homes, they must be shielded form two gaunt marauders, war and tyranny. We al know the frightful disturbance in which the ordinary family is plunged when the curse of war swoops down upon the bread-winner and those for whom he works and contrives. The awful ruin of Europe, with all its vanished glories, and of large parts of Asia glares us in the eyes. When the designs of wicked men or the aggressive urge of mighty States dissolve over large areas the frame of civilized society, humble folk are confronted with difficulties with which they cannot cope. For them is all distorted, all is broken, all is even ground to pulp.
When I stand here this quiet afternoon I shudder to visualize what is actually happening to millions now and what is going to happen in this period when famine stalks the earth. None can compute what has been called "the unestimated sum of human pain". Our supreme task and duty is to guard the homes of the common people from the horrors and miseries of another war. We are all agreed on that.
Our American military colleagues, after having proclaimed their "over-all strategic concept" and computed available resources, always proceed to the next step -- namely, the method. Here again there is widespread agreement. A world organization has already been erected for the prime purpose of preventing war. UNO, the successor of the League of Nations, with the decisive addition of the United States and all that that means, is already at work. We must make sure that its work is fruitful, that it is a reality and not a sham, that it is a force for action, and not merely a frothing of words, that it is a true temple of peace in which the shields of many nations can some day be hung up, and not merely a cockpit in a Tower of Babel. Before we cast away the solid assurances of national armaments for self-preservation we must be certain that our temple is built, not upon shifting sands or quagmires, but upon a rock. Anyone can see with his eyes open that our path will be difficult and also long, but if we persevere together as we did in the two world wars -- though not, alas, in the interval between them -- I cannot doubt that we shall achieve our common purpose in the end.
I have, however, a definite and practical proposal to make for action. Courts and magistrates may be set up but they cannot function without sheriffs and constables. The United Nations Organization must immediately begin to be equipped with an international armed force. In such a matter we can only go step by step, but we must begin now. I propose that each of the Powers and States should be invited to dedicate a certain number of air squadrons to the service of the world organization. These squadrons would be trained and prepared in their own countries, but would move around in rotation from one country to another. They would wear the uniforms of their own countries but with different badges. They would not be required to act against their own nation, but in other respects they would be directed by the world organization. This might be started on a modest scale and it would grow as confidence grew. I wished to see this done after the first world war, and I devoutly trust that it may be done forthwith.
It would nevertheless, ladies and gentlemen, be wrong and imprudent to entrust the secret knowledge or experience of the atomic bomb, which the United States, great Britain, and Canada now share, to the world organization, while still in its infancy. It would be criminal madness to cast it adrift in this still agitated and un-united world. No one country has slept less well in their beds because this knowledge and the method and the raw materials to apply it, are present largely retained in American hands. I do not believe we should all have slept so soundly had the positions been reversed and some Communist or neo-Facist State monopolized for the time being these dread agencies. The fear of them alone might easily have been used to enforce totalitarian systems upon the free democratic world, with consequences appalling to human imagination. God has willed that this shall not be and we have at least a breathing space to set our world house in order before this peril has to be encountered: and even then, if no effort is spared, we should still possess so formidable a superiority as to impose effective deterrents upon its employment, or threat of employment, by others. Ultimately, when the essential brotherhood of man is truly embodied and expressed in a world organization with all the necessary practical safeguards to make it effective, these powers would naturally be confided to that world organizations.
Now I come to the second of the two marauders, to the second danger which threatens the cottage homes, and the ordinary people -- namely, tyranny. We cannot be blind to the fact that the liberties enjoyed by individual citizens throughout the United States and throughout the British Empire are not valid in a considerable number of countries, some of which are very powerful. In these States control is enforced upon the common people by various kinds of all-embracing police governments to a degree which is overwhelming and contrary to every principle of democracy. The power of the State is exercised without restraint, either by dictators or by compact oligarchies operating through a privileged party and a political police. It is not our duty at this time when difficulties are so numerous to interfere forcibly in the internal affairs of countries which we have not conquered in war. but we must never cease to proclaim in fearless tones the great principles of freedom and the rights of man which are the joint inheritance of the English-speaking world and which through Magna Carta, the Bill of rights, the Habeas Corpus, trial by jury, and the English common law find their most famous expression in the American Declaration of Independence.
All this means that the people of any country have the right, and should have the power by constitutional action, by free unfettered elections, with secret ballot, to choose or change the character or form of government under which they dwell; that freedom of speech and thought should reign; that courts of justice, independent of the executive, unbiased by any party, should administer laws which have received the broad assent of large majorities or are consecrated by time and custom. Here are the title deeds of freedom which should lie in every cottage home. Here is the message of the British and American peoples to mankind. Let us preach what we practice -- let us practice what we preach.
though I have now stated the two great dangers which menace the home of the people, War and Tyranny, I have not yet spoken of poverty and privation which are in many cases the prevailing anxiety. But if the dangers of war and tyranny are removed, there is no doubt that science and cooperation can bring in the next few years, certainly in the next few decades, to the world, newly taught in the sharpening school of war, an expansion of material well-being beyond anything that has yet occurred in human experience.
Now, at this sad and breathless moment, we are plunged in the hunger and distress which are the aftermath of our stupendous struggle; but this will pass and may pass quickly, and there is no reason except human folly or sub-human crime which should deny to all the nations the inauguration and enjoyment of an age of plenty. I have often used words which I learn fifty years ago from a great Irish-American orator, a friend of mine, Mr. Bourke Cockran, "There is enough for all. The earth is a generous mother; she will provide in plentiful abundance food for all her children if they will but cultivate her soil in justice and peace." So far I feel that we are in full agreement.
Now, while still pursing the method -- the method of realizing our over-all strategic concept, I come to the crux of what I have traveled here to say. Neither the sure prevention of war, nor the continuous rise of world organization will be gained without what I have called the fraternal association of the English-speaking peoples. This means a special relationship between the British Commonwealth and Empire and the United States of America. Ladies and gentlemen, this is no time for generality, and I will venture to the precise. Fraternal association requires not only the growing friendship and mutual understanding between our two vast but kindred systems of society, but the continuance of the intimate relations between our military advisers, leading to common study of potential dangers, the similarity of weapons and manuals of instructions, and to the interchange of officers and cadets at technical colleges. It should carry with it the continuance of the present facilities for mutual security by the joint use of all Naval and Air Force bases in the possession of either country all over the world. This would perhaps double the mobility of the American Navy and Air Force. It would greatly expand that of the British Empire forces and it might well lead, if and as the world calms down, to important financial savings. Already we use together a large number of islands; more may well be entrusted to our joint care in the near future.
the United States has already a Permanent Defense Agreement with the Dominion of Canada, which is so devotedly attached to the British Commonwealth and the Empire. This Agreement is more effective than many of those which have been made under formal alliances. This principle should be extended to all the British Commonwealths with full reciprocity. Thus, whatever happens, and thus only, shall we be secure ourselves and able to works together for the high and simple causes that are dear to us and bode no ill to any. Eventually there may come -- I feel eventually there will come -- the principle of common citizenship, but that we may be content to leave to destiny, whose outstretched arm many of us can already clearly see.
There is however an important question we must ask ourselves. Would a special relationship between the United States and the British Commonwealth be inconsistent with our over-riding loyalties to the World Organization? I reply that, on the contrary, it is probably the only means by which that organization will achieve its full stature and strength. There are already the special United States relations with Canada that I have just mentioned, and there are the relations between the United States and the South American Republics. We British have also our twenty years Treaty of Collaboration and Mutual Assistance with Soviet Russia. I agree with Mr. Bevin, the Foreign Secretary of Great Britain, that it might well be a fifty years treaty so far as we are concerned. We aim at nothing but mutual assistance and collaboration with Russia. The British have an alliance with Portugal unbroken since the year 1384, and which produced fruitful results at a critical moment in the recent war. None of these clash with the general interest of a world agreement, or a world organization; on the contrary, they help it. "In my father's house are many mansions." Special associations between members of the United Nations which have no aggressive point against any other country, which harbor no design incompatible with the Charter of the United Nations, far from being harmful, are beneficial and, as I believe, indispensable.
I spoke earlier, ladies and gentlemen, of the Temple of Peace. Workmen from all countries must build that temple. If two of the workmen know each other particularly well and are old friends, if their families are intermingled, if they have "faith in each other's purpose, hope in each other's future and charity towards each other's shortcomings" -- to quote some good words I read here the other day -- why cannot they work together at the common task as friends and partners? Why can they not share their tools and thus increase each other's working powers? Indeed they must do so or else the temple may not be built, or, being built, it may collapse, and we should all be proved again unteachable and have to go and try to learn again for a third time in a school of war incomparably more rigorous than that from which we have just been released. The dark ages may return, the Stone Age may return on the gleaming wings of science, and what might now shower immeasurable material blessings upon mankind, may even bring about its total destruction. Beware, I say; time may be short. Do not let us take the course of allowing events to drift along until it is too late. If there is to be a fraternal association of the kind of I have described, with all the strength and security which both our countries can derive from it, let us make sure that that great fact is known to the world, and that it plays its part in steadying and stabilizing the foundations of peace. There is the path of wisdom. Prevention is better than the cure.
A shadow has fallen upon the scenes so lately light by the Allied victory. Nobody knows what Soviet Russia and its Communist international organization intends to do in the immediate future, or what are the limits, if any, to their expansive and proselytizing tendencies. I have a strong admiration and regard for the valiant Russian people and for my wartime comrade, Marshall Stalin. There is deep sympathy and goodwill in Britain -- and I doubt not here also -- towards the peoples of all the Russias and a resolve to persevere through many differences and rebuffs in establishing lasting friendships. We understand the Russian need to be secure on her western frontiers by the removal of all possibility of German aggression. We welcome Russia to her rightful place among the leading nations of the world. We welcome her flag upon the seas. Above all, we welcome, or should welcome, constant, frequent and growing contacts between the Russian people and our own people on both sides of the Atlantic. It is my duty however, for I am sure you would wish me to state the facts as I see them to you. It is my duty to place before you certain facts about the present position in Europe.
From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of Central and Eastern Europe. Warsaw, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Belgrade, Bucharest and Sofia, all these famous cities and the populations around them lie in what I must call the Soviet sphere, and all are subject in one form or another, not only to Soviet influence but to a very high and, in some cases, increasing measure of control from Moscow. Athens alone -- Greece with its immortal glories -- is free to decide its future at an election under British, American and French observation. The Russian-dominated Polish Government has been encouraged to make enormous and wrongful inroads upon Germany, and mass expulsions of millions of Germans on a scale grievous and undreamed-of are now taking place. The Communist parties, which were very small in all these Eastern States of Europe, have been raised to pre-eminence and power far beyond their numbers and are seeking everywhere to obtain totalitarian control. Police governments are prevailing in nearly every case, and so far, except in Czechoslovakia, there is no true democracy.
Turkey and Persia are both profoundly alarmed and disturbed at the claims which are being made upon them and at the pressure being exerted by the Moscow Government. An attempt is being made by the Russians in Berlin to build up a quasi-Communist party in their zone of occupied Germany by showing special favors to groups of left-wing German leaders. At the end of the fighting last June, the American and British Armies withdrew westward, in accordance with an earlier agreement, to a depth at some points of 150 miles upon a front of nearly four hundred miles, in order to allow our Russian allies to occupy this vast expanse of territory which the Western Democracies had conquered.
If no the Soviet Government tries, by separate action , to build up a pro-Communist Germany in their areas, this will cause new serious difficulties in the American and British zones, and will give the defeated Germans the power of putting themselves up to auction between the Soviets and the Western Democracies. Whatever conclusions may be drawn from these facts -- and facts they are -- this is certainly not the Liberated Europe we fought to build up. Nor is it one which contains the essentials of permanent peace.
The safety of the world, ladies and gentlemen, requires a new unity in Europe, from which no nation should be permanently outcast. It is from the quarrels of the strong parent races in Europe that the world wars we have witnessed, or which occurred in former times, have sprung. Twice in our own lifetime we have seen the United States, against their wished and their traditions, against arguments, the force of which it is impossible not to comprehend, twice we have seen them drawn by irresistible forces, into these wars in time to secure the victory of the good cause, but only after frightful slaughter and devastation have occurred. Twice the United State has had to send several millions of its young men across the Atlantic to find the war; but now war can find any nation, wherever it may dwell between dusk and dawn. Surely we should work with conscious purpose for a grand pacification of Europe, within the structure of the United Nations and in accordance with our Charter. That I feel opens a course of policy of very great importance.
In front of the iron curtain which lies across Europe are other causes for anxiety. In Italy the Communist Party is seriously hampered by having to support the Communist-trained Marshal Tito's claims to former Italian territory at the head of the Adriatic. Nevertheless the future of Italy hangs in the balance. Again one cannot imagine a regenerated Europe without a strong France. All my public life I never last faith in her destiny, even in the darkest hours. I will not lose faith now. However, in a great number of countries, far from the Russian frontiers and throughout the world, Communist fifth columns are established and work in complete unity and absolute obedience to the directions they receive from the Communist center. Except in the British Commonwealth and in the United States where Communism is in its infancy, the Communist parties or fifth columns constitute a growing challenge and peril to Christian civilization. These are somber facts for anyone to have recite on the morrow a victory gained by so much splendid comradeship in arms and in the cause of freedom and democracy; but we should be most unwise not to face them squarely while time remains.
The outlook is also anxious in the Far East and especially in Manchuria. The Agreement which was made at Yalta, to which I was a party, was extremely favorable to Soviet Russia, but it was made at a time when no one could say that the German war might no extend all through the summer and autumn of 1945 and when the Japanese war was expected by the best judges to last for a further 18 months from the end of the German war. In this country you all so well-informed about the Far East, and such devoted friends of China, that I do not need to expatiate on the situation there.
I have, however, felt bound to portray the shadow which, alike in the west and in the east, falls upon the world. I was a minister at the time of the Versailles treaty and a close friend of Mr. Lloyd-George, who was the head of the British delegation at Versailles. I did not myself agree with many things that were done, but I have a very strong impression in my mind of that situation, and I find it painful to contrast it with that which prevails now. In those days there were high hopes and unbounded confidence that the wars were over and that the League of Nations would become all-powerful. I do not see or feel that same confidence or event he same hopes in the haggard world at the present time.
On the other hand, ladies and gentlemen, I repulse the idea that a new war is inevitable; still more that it is imminent. It is because I am sure that our fortunes are still in our own hands and that we hold the power to save the future, that I feel the duty to speak out now that I have the occasion and the opportunity to do so. I do not believe that Soviet Russia desires war. What they desire is the fruits of war and the indefinite expansion of their power and doctrines. But what we have to consider here today while time remains, is the permanent prevention of war and the establishment of conditions of freedom and democracy as rapidly as possible in all countries. Our difficulties and dangers will not be removed by closing our eyes to them. They will not be removed by mere waiting to see what happens; nor will they be removed by a policy of appeasement. What is needed is a settlement, and the longer this is delayed, the more difficult it will be and the greater our dangers will become.
From what I have seen of our Russian friends and Allies during the war, I am convinced that there is nothing for which they have less respect than for weakness, especially military weakness. For that reason the old doctrine of a balance of power is unsound. We cannot afford, if we can help it, to work on narrow margins, offering temptations to a trial of strength. If the Western Democracies stand together in strict adherence to the principles will be immense and no one is likely to molest them. If however they become divided of falter in their duty and if these all-important years are allowed to slip away then indeed catastrophe may overwhelm us all.
Last time I saw it all coming and I cried aloud to my own fellow-countrymen and to the world, but no one paid any attention. Up till the year 1933 or even 1935, Germany might have been saved from the awful fate which has overtaken here and we might all have been spared the miseries Hitler let loose upon mankind. there never was a war in history easier to prevent by timely action than the one which has just desolated such great areas of the globe. It could have been prevented in my belief without the firing of a single shot, and Germany might be powerful, prosperous and honored today; but no one would listen and one by one we were all sucked into the awful whirlpool. We surely, ladies and gentlemen, I put it to you, surely, we must not let it happen again. This can only be achieved by reaching now, in 1946, by reaching a good understanding on all points with Russia under the general authority of the United Nations Organization and by the maintenance of that good understanding through many peaceful years, by the whole strength of the English-speaking world and all its connections. There is the solution which I respectfully offer to you in this Address to which I have given the title, "The Sinews of Peace".
Let no man underrate the abiding power of the British Empire and Commonwealth. Because you see the 46 millions in our island harassed about their food supply, of which they only grow one half, even in war-time, or because we have difficulty in restarting our industries and export trade after six years of passionate war effort, do not suppose we shall not come through these dark years of privation as we have come through the glorious years of agony. Do not suppose that half a century from now you will not see 70 or 80 millions of Britons spread about the world united in defense of our traditions, and our way of life, and of the world causes which you and we espouse. If the population of the English-speaking Commonwealths be added to that of the United States with all that such co-operation implies in the air, on the sea, all over the globe and in science and in industry, and in moral force, there will be no quivering, precarious balance of power to offer its temptation to ambition or adventure. On the contrary there will be an overwhelming assurance of security. If we adhere faithfully to the Charter of the United Nations and walk forward in sedate and sober strength seeking no one's land or treasure, seeking to lay no arbitrary control upon the thoughts of men; if all British moral and material forces and convictions are joined with your own in fraternal association, the highroads of the future will be clear, not only for our time, but for a century to come.

Tuesday 25 September 2012

BARFI! Silence is Golden: Words are mysterious


I find life musical, the smell of the air is sweet and the sound of the world is symphony. The rain feels like the precipitation of my heart and the people are generous, altruistic and courteous. There is laughter all around and happiness spreading through the planet. The shouting, anger and frustration is people’s love for each other expressed through these emotions. Simplistic yet natural is the world order and I belong, love is in the air and in every corner of nature. What drives me is passion, what moves me is emotion, what calms me is a whisper and what restrains me is society. I am a man of few words but I feel all the above.
This is what came to me while watching Barfi! If crying is a luxury, I seem to be a miser. While salty water felt out from dreamy eyes, my emotions were more inbound but equally vivid. My expressions were confused and my heart was palpitating. Lack of perfection does not correlate with excellence. Cinema so beautiful cannot not be respected, it is enamored. Honesty, sincerity are values still deeply entrenched in us and we cannot stop loving.
The tale of a man whose actions brought joy, whose smile was infectious and who was inhibited in his actions. A man who falls in love with a sweet, warm girl without worrying about social barriers. Ranbir Kapoor is Murphy (or Barfi!) as he pronounces it deaf-mute from birth, living with his father in a small town of Darjeeling. His life takes a turn when he meets Shruti (Ileana D'Cruz) and falls head over heels for her. But an already engaged Shruti breaks his heart, he meets Jhilmil (Priyanka Chopra) an old friend, what follows is two souls and their evolving love. Where does the story go is what Barfi! Is all about. A silent, charming and draining 150 minutes leave you speechless and the beautiful scenic Darjeeling giving an understated resonance to the well-structured and sweet melody that is Barfi!
Ranbir Kapoor is evolving, he has mastered the craft, delivering performances of with depth and perfection. Again and again he enhances his presence with roles which have so many complexities. Perfectly balanced with him is Priyanka Chopra such elegance in a performance of an autistic girl who falls for Barfi! Ably supported by various actors who tell the story of Barfi! And how he touched their lives. While she looked elegant Ileana D’Cruz could not differentiate herself in her first Hindi movie.
Praise again for Pritam, Anurag Basu always brings out the best in him. The songs are all excellent and add words to Barfi!’s silence.
What prevented Barfi! From being the perfect tale of love was its length and a floundering and slow script during the second half. The movie dragged on while trying to reach its conclusion and this certainly was avoidable with some structure.
Anurag Basu has always been an underrated director, still awaiting his stature as one of the best in business. With Barfi! He proves that he can create magic again!

Where there's will. Is there a way?


It happens in life, when things go far from what you expect. You fail again and again and lose confidence in your abilities. When you take your opportunities with utmost sincerity and define your objectives with complete clarity, you expect to reap the benefits of the fruits of your labor. But life consists of randomness in the chaos and you cannot completely control the events around you. Where then would you attribute the reasons for this failure ? Is it luck or incapability?
So then how do you pull yourself out of the habit of falling into the deep hole of despair? There is no easy solution that works like a charm. Simple stated it’s a phase, you take it in your stride.  Everyone will advise you to find your faults work on them. Easily said than done. All you can do in continuous self-improvement while you become accustomed to it.
Another dimension comes in the form of your family, friends and peers. How do you manage these relationships while going on this path to finding your own true self? There is a threshold above which you lose clarity and focus, you begin to question everything random and give undue importance to unrelated events. You shift priorities and become pessimistic about life.
When under pressure, think of past experiences, how you overcame them and hope that everything will be perfectly all right. Just Kidding! This is the worst advice I can give you. It tough to get through this period, it is seemingly impossible. Your whole life flashes before your eyes.
So just let it be, deal with the knowledge and find a new direction to focus on.

Thursday 30 August 2012

GOW: Smitten and humbled


I am rarely surprised by the depth of Indian cinema, the makers or even the audience. Brought up on cheesy uninspiring cinema, rarely few gems are created. When you make movie for masses (of money) you would sacrifice things like story, acting, you know the luxuries one gets in the so called ‘multiplex movies’. So while the audience laughs loud at the ‘been there done that one-liners’ or the superhuman action bonanza, I try to judge the nuances of Hindi Cinema goers, shamefully I submit either we lack creativity or the passion to change things around and those that try fall pretty damn hard. So like it or not it’s the decade of the idiots. Our top actors are ones who know less acting than my dhobi. But it works, because the audience sucks on it like a kid on a lollipop. Blinded by faith that this one might turn out great, I am ashamed to say there is a lack of dedication in Indian filmmakers to create something substantial, a movie that has story and acting and SENSE. Shockingly the bigger the name, the worst the movie, so blinded they are by their power they forget people like me can look through their web of deceit. Show some heart, earn some respect give us what we want, something great, something beyond , some CINEMA.
Anurag Kashyap, the angry man of filmmakers has done it again, he gets it right so frequently I just wish there were enough people who enjoyed such delicious treats. GANGS OF WASSEYPUR, WHAT A GEM.I saved this article long after I saw the first part, it would have been unfair to watch half a movie and talk about it.
So where do I start, I just cant say anything, its amazingly deep. So many characters, such emotions and such raw humor.  Good actors need directors, great actors  need opportunities. Manoj Bajpai after so long bring its out. The vengeance in his eyes spoke a thousand words, the passion, the anger and the lust. Gritty, witty and fun.
So here it goes let me lay it out for you, deep in the vestiges of Dhanbad, a small district Wasseypur know for its coal deposits. Here is where our story starts, three generations of Khans moved by revenge against the local politician forms the crux of the movie. So when the dad gets the bullet the son wants just one thing ‘BADLA’. An old story told in new dimensions. So the man rises from the ashes, rules Wasseypur and takes his revenge.
The benchmark had been set by Part I and the second part matched it if not overtook it. So can anyone overshadow Manoj Bajpai, yes she did it was Richa Chadda who would expect this actress to get so dissolved in her role you could hardly find a flaw. Her misery as she begins to lose her husband and her resolve in adversity portrayed amazingly. Each actor, leaves a mark, shows his skills and it all is so fluid.
With lust in the first, its all about puppy love in the second, Huma Qureshi another face, which could go long in this industry. But the second one is all Nawazuddin Siddiqui he rules the screen with time and performance, he does what his father could not and he brings an end to this saga.
Nothing could have overpowered the bad v worse story, it was just so well amalgamated, spread over two movies, you never feel lost. With inspirations from various movies, Kashyap brings an original story in his own unique style and it works. If you cant enjoy this 5 hour magnum opus who don’t deserve to watch cinema. There is violence, there is gore and there is blood curling moments but you are thrilled in every moment.



Saturday 18 August 2012

Intolerance


"My words hold no worth
When there is a dearth,
Of dignity of life.
Where we care less and less,
But no one wants to clean the mess.
I struggle with this question every day,
Will a change come today?
So give me wings and I will fly,
Show me the way and I will try
INDIA is my name and I persevere
In situations that are grave and severe.
With passion,
today I say with pride"

JAI HIND!!!

Something I wrote on Independence Day

Friday 27 July 2012

TDKR: Will miss you Batman


To confess at the start I am a huge Batman fan, ever since I was exposed to Comics I have found Batman intriguing to say the least. Its the simplicity of a man without any extraordinary powers trying to bring justice to his city.  I admire him for his tenacity, his will to be morally just. For me he is the superhero we need, we deserve.
When I saw Batman Begins it brought out the old memories of the Batman Animated Series and how we saw him then, and how real it all feels now. I knew that Christopher Nolan was a genius and he will justify this Comic book adaptations. But somehow the first one felt incomplete, then came "The Dark Knight", the movie still gives me goosebumps to the sheer excitement of catching it on the first day, to clearly amazed at how brilliantly The Batman was showcased. I had always believed The Joker to be the perfect contrast to the Bat, but when it all played out its was magic. I could have never in my dreams thought that a character can outperform the Bat in his own yard. But Heath Ledger gave us a gem before he left us and he will be always remembered as the man who perfected the Joker. After four years of ardent wait I was completely fanatic about catching Rises as soon as possible.
So here we have Gotham, either years forth after the events of the TDK clean from organised crime through powers of a lie and putting the corrupted Harvey Dent on a pedestal. Then we have Bane a muscular genius looking to bring Gotham to its feet by creating mayhem and chaos and of course we have The Batman in hibernation for eight years. What follows is a thrilling ride of amazing set pieces, great battles and a fantastic finale.
All of Nolan's creativity came into play while looking to end this trilogy in a satisfying manner. When I look at the complexity of the script and the characters I can see why it took Nolan four years to come back. Everyone performs exceptionally well,but some obviously stand out. Firstly Selena Kyle, Cat-woman an interesting addition was played exceptionally well by Anne Hathaway, she brought along all the nuances and grace required. Tom Hardy was brilliant in Inception and his physicality scared the wits out of me with his portrayal of Bane. He infused life into his character and his voice transition was perfect.Some of the other minor characters all did it well. I felt the role of Miranda did not suit Marion Cotillard.
Now to come to the man himself "The Batman", Christian Bale is an exceptional performer he gives all his synergy to his craft and he just display the perfect balance of emotion and muscle to bring Batman to life. Many have tried but without contention Bale takes the cake.
The story is layered and complicated, it has many dimensions and many of my friends have come back to me saying "this does not add up". What they should understand that it is impossible to end a series that can go on for ever and when you need to find an end where none exists certain liberties have to be undertaken, goodbyes are tough and tougher even to portray.All I can say is this movie keeps you hooked and holds you tight, I will not judge you if you drop a tear because with this movie ends one of the greatest trilogy ever made and it will not come back.
I will end by saying as one cop does to another when Batman returns to Gotham-"You're in for a show"

Saturday 7 July 2012

Bol Bachchan : The formula will never fail


Rohit Shetty is a frolic filmmaker. He goes to length to achieve a simple laugh, but what I have always liked about his movies is that he is unapologetic about his cinema and their appeal. Ever since his debut with Zameen there is something likeable about his cinematic mind. When he came out with Golmaal I was amazed at his adept hand in comedy. I was not a fan of most of his next movies though they did very well at the box office but I absolutely adored All The Best. So when I entered to watch Bol Bachchan on Friday morning I had apprehensions regarding how well the movie would fare.

The plot is simple enough to understand and the movie is superb from start to finish, it is a fun 2 hours to be in a cinema hall and laugh at every silly dramatic act on screen. On his Comedy show days he promised the actors he will give them a movie and he did so Krishna is give a big part in this movie along side Abhishek Bachchan but the true star of the movie is Ajay Devgan he steals the show with his complicated English and how others play off him. The one liners in the movie are fantastic and they bring out the laugh quotient. Though similar to Golmaal Original in plot it is a great adaptation of another brilliant comedy. Asin and Prachi Desai's characters are non existent, another gem is played by Archana Puran Singh. 
The movie has Shetty's brand of action which is over the top and probably is the weakest part of the movie. The music in the movie is non existent and fails to inspire, no tracks are worth the mention.

Definitely some great flaws in the movie and Abhishek Bachchan felt closer to Krishna in acting prowess than Devgan still full marks to Rohit Shetty for a fun movie and on my birthday I had a great time watching it.

The Amazing Spiderman - Soul is missing


Being a fan of the original Spiderman Trilogy my expectations from the new franchise were minimal. Though I will be the first person to accept that the original three movies had flaws which increased with each new sequel. But it was a fun ride with Tobey Maguire underplaying Peter Parker beautifully.I noticed Andrew Garfield first in The Social Network but never expected him to rise so fluidly to head a big banner production such as this, though trying very hard and getting it mostly right I still prefer Tobey. Call me rigid, call me stubborn that man brought out the nuiances of the comic on screen.

On with the review, the new Spiderman tries to capture the school years of Peter Parker and his journey from the nerdy school kid to everyone neighbour Spidey. A drastic change in approach by Marc Webb as he interpreted the superhero was the witty sense of humor and a lighter feel to this film. As the story goes Peter Parker's father and his partner come across a new research and try to generate a human without weakness while under pressure from Oscorp and experimenting on himself Dr Connors turn into the Lizard. 

I was quite dissapointed with the overall scheme of the movie where it never felt completely right. I just was not engaged to the plot and somehow everything felt as if I have seen it before. I could not fathom why a successfull franchise be rebooted when it could not be taken forward. Nothing in the movie was exceptional, everything was just OK. The set pieces were good, money well spent. But barring from a few funny scenes and a beautiful looking Emma Stone I could hardly fathom why someone would bother recreating a successful franchise, the dearth of creative and innovative people within Hollywood or the lack of any dedication to creating original cinema is missing as we see old movies getting rebooted and being told in exactly the same manner as before.

Snow White- Why you make this.


A classic fairy tale retold for the modern audience with a slice of twist. Some tales are worth adapting and they can be great additions to the silver screen. Sadly Snow White is not one of them. Even as fans we love the Good v Evil story and we are inspired by the nuances in these fairy tales, we need to question as creative people would they make a good movie. Truth be told not every book can be a good movie and this goes true for this one.

The movie starts of slowly and falls apart without giving us much. The story is just not energetic enough to keep the cinema goers on the toes and you will soon fall into bouts of drowsiness. Though a good adaptation of the book, it is just not entertaining enough to keep you engrossed for the entire length. As we already know the whole story it seems pointless to keep watching. There are no outstanding performances and nothing great about the movie, it is an average flair and lacks the synergy to hold its own.Also considering the story we liked most is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, we hardly get any screen time with the seven.

I am almost completely surprised whenever I see Kristen Stewart in a movie. Apart from the hype surrounding her, I am yet to see a performance of substance from her. She dissapoints again as Snow White, though always expecting more but somehow she has never grown out of her distinctive acting style which involves a small collections of expressions and flat dialogue delivery. On the other end of the coin is Charlize Theron as the White Queen, though from her I always expect brilliance, it isn't quite like her to dissapoint me twice in one week with her choice of roles.Most of the other members of the cast are let down by a lackless script.The Dwarfs are cast well but they have hardly no role to play within the movie and I was dissapointed at the how the script handled them.

Nothing exciting in this one, rather sit at home and read the fairy tale or this movie might ruin that for you too.

Prometheus- Cannot wait for the next one


Building up Prometheus as a prequel to Alien is the biggest disservice done to this amazing movie. A new story that promises a franchise and characters that give the much needed thrust to an unimaginative story.
Ridley Scott returned to his beloved space genre after 33 years and he gave a spark that needs to be followed up by a bang. Though Prometheus stands tall, I am more excited at the prospect of its sequel which would reveal the Pandora' box of secrets.

In 2089 humankind still trying to find the mysteries of our origins find the answer on a distant moon LV 223.A group of scientists funded by the Weyland Corp.  take the plunge into deep space to resolve the age old battle of creation vs evolution. The movie has everything from great set pieces to amazing performances and direction. The CG I looks amazing and the planet is mesmerizing. What lacked in this almost completely fulfilling story was the script. Though adventurous at first, it slows down and somewhere lets the movie slip from perfection. But you will forgive some lackluster moments and in the end would be thrilled at the possibility of a sequel.

Noomi Rapace as the lead was a great cast, she delivers a steady performance and one of scenes would absolutely blow your mind. She is the rock of this movie and holds it together till the end. Idris Elba is another good cast, he delivers an tactful performance. I was excited to see Charlize Theron and expected to see more of her, but she was gravely underutilized and this movie did nothing to show of her skills. Finally we come to Michael Fassbender as the android David. I am watching Michael for the second time after his remarkable performance in X Men : First Class and here again he dazzles. Along with Noomi he is the one to watch out for, clearly leaves everyone behind and probably will be the most remembered character from this movie.

Though the movie does not justify the hype. It surely gives us a new insight into the big bad alien world and I am so eagerly awaiting a sequel as the movie leaves a pot full of unanswered questions.

Wednesday 6 June 2012

Hope and faith

Within a few months our economy has come spiralling down, while enjoying incremental growth and among the few countries that survived the economic downturn cause by the recession of 2008, it was expected that this country can overcome any pitfalls.Come 2009 and it was the time for the parliamentary elections. The Congress came with a stounding majority and a rock solid coalition ready to take our growth to the next level. With major differences with the CPI-M, they looked towards the TMC who was themselves enjoying a bigger chunk of the Bengal pie. On the way to Parliament they showed the door to SP who by that time had lost their standing in UP and did not command the same power, they had when they bailed out UPA during the Nuclear Deal fiasco.So a new look to the old horse, ready to take on the mantle for another five years and hope for the citizens of a stable, functioning government. What we got was water in a wine glass.Disasterous as it has been, this government has been a failure on so many levels, even though the senior leaders assure that all is well, it magnifies the apprehension as there is no acceptance from the government of the mistakes made during the past three years.
Sadly every scam was waiting to unfold during these trying times where world economy is faltering and the Europe burden is hitting hard.Once safe bureaucracy is not safe anymore, audits are taking place and the corrupt are coming into the limelight.What a beautiful time for this country, discrepancies are being unfolded and the country is coming to a new age of transparency.But wait there are downfalls of such a turnaround.The bureaucrats who worked steadfast are now wary of audits and are not so eager at taking bold steps, resulting in project approval moving at a snail's pace. No one wants to be audited or tied into a scam. The investors are disinterested in such long approval processes and hence the capital flows are drying up. Why would anyone want to invest in a country where the risks of failure are high and honesty is met with dissidence.What is lacking is an attitude for success. 
India is a culturally diverse place. Unknown to many we are still considered a collection of cultures than a country of states. India is a democracy with flaws like no other. We have freedoms that reach to levels unmanageable. A country needs governance, instead we have pickets of elected representatives from different parts looking for development for their constituency. When requests turn into demands turn into threats no democracy can function. Every state has a separate political party in power  having a small presence at the Centre resulting in their voices being drowned or their power so vast it eclipses the majority party. Coalitions are good for the country, they result in stability, but in India coalitions become handcuffs which prevent governance. With each partner with a set of demands to be fulfilled else the government will fall. When everyone is looking at their own agenda how can we grow as a country together. The bigger question is after 65 years of independence are we a country.

Monday 28 May 2012

Those college days

Oh what days they were, waking up late, entering late into the lecture and then the ultimate question, "attendance ho gyi kya? ". Sitting with friends talking about irrelevant topics or coming up with quirky names for our batchmates
One guy Anil was called BOND because his roll no.was 007!
After every few minutes a ringing sound of Oh BC! filled the air. The smile that never vanished when a lecture was cancelled and Pulkit's ultimate lectures.Looking at the time table to decide when to go back home.
Looking for that new hot fresher then realising someone found her before us. Such loss is incomprehensible and only quelled by a Thumbs Up at  Pahari.
"Bhai talap mach rhi hain chal THUMBS UP lagate hain! "
While we never moved on Sohan Pal's business grew from the footpath to his own shop.
I found a great bunch of friends all equally lazy and everyone with some innate quality.
Eventually going on a trip to Uttrakhand hills. Playing cricket beside the river or staying awake all night and talking about some really creepy stuff. But we were young, and I can never forget some caricatures in the sand, probably still there mesmerising tourists till this day.
"pit jayega"
No one can forget that raft down those whirlpools and where some people saw the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON ;-).
Though some chickened out of a 20ft jump, the evidence is long gone. <br>
That long trek for a bite of Aloo Poori or the trip down to Dehradun where I saw a new GODFATHER. A game of cards and acting like idiots at 3 in the morning. A long trip to Mussoorie but the rewards were plenty, getting to live in a mansion on a cliff, or greeted by the old white witch with a song on the note of "Gumnaam hain koi". Though I never have accepted but "meri fatt gyi thi" and I was joined by some others. A few of these adventurers went out on a night stroll while we inside argued who will be bumped off first and while they ran back and away from a dog, we all agreed it would be Sam.
"mml"
Anyways the witch rested for the rest of the trip but one angel was Thapa, what a man it started with Tea on the egde of the hill, to Maggi and Bread inside where KP draped himself in Butter and Sauce. The food was delicious and legendary. Always planning to wake up at 9 but we would always be late by 5 hours. That long trek down to Kempty Falls can never be forgotten and chilling the THUMBS UP in the ice cold water. The long walk from Mall Road to home. Where there was an adventure at every step. As long last we did travel back to Delhi, but with new memories and stronger bonds.
Last days of the exam and running frantically here and there to complete our files and get all the notes, I never really learned the name of the Photocopy Guy but he saved many a souls from that dreadful word BACK. Everyone asking the same questions tune kitna padha and noone ever believed my answers. While the whole semester was a combination of leaves and avoiding classes, everyone was present in the penultimate days. Bunking was hardly used as a word rather we used the more appropriate "Attend karni hain? ". Everyone waiting for someone to take the initiative and then the one who asked always backing down. Some days will always be etched like those nights at Sarthaks house playing on the PS3 or when I saw the WC Match in Delhi or the semi final at Noida.From KDH to CHT's house and especially, PB and Sam on that day. Sandy Bhai's marriage in Meerut,what a trip that was!Most of all dancing like mad men at the first beat of music. There have been many such incidents and not enough words to relive them. But those days are long gone.All of us have moved on to far distances but these memories will always exists reminding us of each other and those college days!!!

MIB 3 : Decent entry into the franchise.

Fulfilling. One word sums up the new Men in Black. It had no spark of brilliance, it had no extraordinary moments but still it was completely watchable.
A simple story of time travel, told in usual fashion, predictable and enjoyable. After the first movie, I believe that element of surprise cannot be found again, so what we get is a very simple story, well executed with lots of gags and jokes most of which hit the bull's eye.
Agent K is wiped off by the world's most dangerous alien by travelling back in time, so guess who has to go and set history right. Thats where Will Smith meets the young Agent K (Josh Brolin) and they work together to save the world.
The actors all perform well, the chemistry between the main protagonists is delightful and Will Smith's Charisma always helps.
Can this be alleviated to anything above an average watch and forget Summer Movie, I believe not, but it deserves a watch for the sake of keeping yourself faithful towards this franchise.
On a side note, the climax is heart melting and hopefully a worthy send off to this trilogy
My only hope from the makers dont ruin the end with another hashed up movie for the sake of monetary gains.

Chakravyuh

Are we slaves of our dreams or are we free spirited beings looking to bring transcendent change.
A few years back when I was in college,a friend of mine gave me a video titled "School kills Creativity". I believe many of you have seen it, and most of you have lived it.
A few days ago Mohit Chandra from KPMG wrote an article about how Indian graduates are unambitious, within this he highlighted a few points. He spoke about how we are followers rather than leaders, how we don't question hierarchy and how our creative juices are limited to task execution rather than creative solution.
As a part of the so called Indian Education System and being helmed as leaders of tomorrow and drivers of our growth, I don't find myself equipped to take on this mantle. Do I lack the ability to innovate or am I lacking in self confidence. But how many of you can be that innovative spirits, this is not a question of ability but a larger question on cultivation of it. In schools especially in an Indian school we are taught to cram and throw up on the notebook to get marks, that was the ultimate goal. We were always taught to follow a straight line but never appreciated if we fell out of it. I learned in college how easily we could build a line following robot, which begs the question are we robots, have we been programmed. Don't misunderstand my basic premise, our country is blessed with such visionaries but relative to our population there are too few of them.

The Indian Dream
What is the Big Dream for these Gen-Next. Since I was in class 5th, I heard these words spoken so frequently they are edged in my head. The children are our future, they will be the one's taking the country to great heights. Somehow after 12 years that generation of dreamers has never arrived, it seems our elders lay down their hopes on each oncoming generation hoping a day will come, when these words come true.
So much of our workforce is working in places where their abilities and dreams both get squished. They pin our hopes on us, but they want us to work within the system from which they couldn't escape. But what they need to understand is the fruit does not fall far from the tree.So the only way we change is when our elders bring that change and drive the Gen-Next into believing in their abilities rather than stowing away their creativity for a static, monotonous and repetitive lifestyle, its a vicious circle.
Its a CHAKRAVYUH

Saturday 12 May 2012

From the Heart


What happens when suddenly you find yourself staring down a dark path unaware of what it holds. There is sadness in every story and a hint of tragedy, you cry, you sob but you just cannot pull yourself out of the rut you are in.Then what do you do, you could smile and let the world know you are fine. You could be killed inside, feeling like every organ inside your body is twisting turning on itself, you could be losing sight of your life, but as long as you smile even though that smile is fake. Two things will happen, people around you would smile with you, they will not notice your pain but only see your plastic laugh. Their surreal happiness could make you feel relaxed.All our life we are asked to smile, the power of a glowing smile is enormous, it can heal wounds, mend fences but more importantly it can cheer anyone. We are always under constant pressure under some stress or the other. But I always believe what is my pain, someone else’s is greater so smile for them.
When in life you are broken and your soul resolves into nothingness, when you can find nowhere to go.Suddenly life comes crashing down on you with all its might and tests all your vulnerabilities. When crying feels weak and laughing seems absurd. When you are in a trance and don’t know how you got there. When you are spinning as your whole life unravels around you, confuses you, dazes you. When you find nowhere to go, you lose the rigor to fight, to survive when you let life dictate terms and you lose your battles without even fighting them. When your future is in jeopardy but you are helpless, when you have lost the resolve to fight and you want to give up and go through the motions. When there is suddenly no hope left all you have to do is

SMILE
Let the world know you are fine and soon you will be.

Bring on the Avengers and the whole world bows down.


Joss Whedon had a clear picture where he wanted to take this franchise and he did it in style. Every character was well sketched out and they all played their part well.

The story of good vs evil always works well with the audience but what hits the mark with this one is that it is an entertainer throughout with not one dull moment. Each superhero holds his own but for me it was Iron Man who held the movie together and made others shine. He was suave, charismatic and witty. For the first time we see a Hulk more human than before. Finding space so that all these superstars could co-exist must have been hard for Whedon but he somehow pulled it off in great style where none feel left out.

Plenty of smaller character go in and out but they all add up to the drama. Most of the dialogues are were written and they create an adrenaline within you. Some scenes were so impressive I just couldn’t stop myself from clapping.An out and out entertainer this one takes the cake for being the perfect start to a summer of awaited blockbusters.

The movie is one ride from start to finish and once you hop on there’s no stopping it.

Ishaqzaade: Mess


Two newbies trying to make their space in the big bad world of Hindi movies. One son of a long time producer, another cousin of an established actress. What we would expect is fireworks and hardwork. What I got in Ishaqzaade was a lot of confusion.

A story of two warring political families in a small town of U.P where the leading man Arjun (Param) and Zoya belong to different castes and different traditions end up in love.

It seemed while planning this movie Habib whose last venture Do Dooni Char really touched my heart was confused between what direction he wants to take, whether he makes an out and out romantic drama or he creates a rustic political thriller with trinkles of romance. The movie had flaws and a lot of them.Lets get into it.

Firstly, the script failed because it kept changing the basic premise of the movie. We start of with a political drama which turns into a love story, back to politics, suddenly to a romantic thriller. It looked like the writers wanted to put in a lot and ended up created a hashed out product.

The actors just could not convince me at any point. Arjun Kapoor or Param just could not pull of a rustic village vagabond, he could not give the character any fire. On the other hand Zoya lost me on the first scene because she went all out and lacked restraint that was required to pull of a rebel girl with flair. Both of these actors need to find their space to continue in this industry. Someone said to me that Parineeti Chopra is just not leading girl material and I agree.
Their character arc was in shambles from the start and it kept falling or downgrading in every scene.

The premise of the movie is the love story but the characters fall in love way too easily the transition from hate to love is astoundingly amateurish. Even their interactions fail to ignite the passion needed from lovers.

What follows is some insensible and unbelievable plot twists somehow it felt that the director had set himself on an ending towards which he took the movie in anyway possible. The climax was also too cluttered and unconvincing.

I saw no spark of brilliance from either actors and Parineeti who was amazing in Ladies v Ricky Behl somehow lost that grasp of character and gave me an unsatisfying performance. Arjun Kapoor was baseless and had no sensible acting talent on display, I could seriously doubt whether he is leading man material.

This movie could be given a miss and you could find something better to do surely.

Friday 4 May 2012

Vicky Donor- Impeccable Effort



I had low expectations from this one, but reading the first day reviews I dared to try it and believe you me it was tasty, delicious and completely fresh.John Abraham in his first home production makes a ballsy move to give us this comic caper. Nothing in this movie is disappointing and barring the flimsy climax everything was perfect.

From start to finish Vicky Donor does one thing “Entertain, Entertain, Entertain”. Reading into the title you would think a movie about sperm donation is going to hit some nerves, but I can gladly say you are not offended by any joke and I was completely taken by surprise at how clean the comedy was kept. Every line in the movie was worth applause, I have not seen such brilliantly executed comedy in a long time.Being a Delhi guy, I see the language spoken and for the first time I found a movie which truly captures the aura of the city. The stereotypical attitude and the language words like lahsun,chep, chul,syappa so typical of a Delhite.

OMG Ayushmann where were you for so long. A perfect debut for him such a meaty role and such comic timing he rocked the whole show and never let it fall. The best couple award should probably go to his mother and grandmother what a duo, their chemistry lights up the screen.
Annu Kapoor as the sperm speaking doctor who gets Vicky into the business is absolutely creepy, he speaks of things and no man would dare to speak and does it with panache. His language is the language of sperm. I cannot believe this actor has been so underrated and never truly given the respect he should command.

Yami Gautam the female lead or as  I like to call her Yummy Gautam, the girl is completely flawless. Her poise is so breathtaking and you can forgive her for her acting flaws because she makes up for them by just being there. She adds a different spice to the movie and her charm just blends into your heart.

The direction is decent but what sets it apart from so many horrendous Hindi movies is a story. A well crafted gripping story fresh and buzzing with creative juices. Credit is completely to the writers you took on such a daring topic and made it into such a bright movie.

As long as John Abraham continues to produce such movies, I can forgive him for any or all the overacting he has done.

You cant miss on this one, so run like hell and watch it ASAP!!


Thursday 5 April 2012

John Carter-Confusing Product



John Carter disappoints, riding with high expectations especially from a director who gave me great joy with Finding Nemo and WALL- E both great cinematic achievements. The director who was involved with all of Pixar’s brilliant movies sadly could not create magic with this live action venture.
John Carter a confederate soldier, lonely and alone is suddenly transported to Mars where he gets involved between two fighting cities.What follows is Carter discovering the secrets of Mars while trying to avoid conflict with the Therns, a sort of immortal god like creatures.
Let me start by telling you the good parts, the planet Mars is beautifully created and its shows the creativity of Stanton. The creatures adhere to representation in the books. Where the movie lacks is the pace and story. The adaptation is weak and movie is too brisk to follow sometimes, you can miss key plot holes while watching attentively. The film doesn’t grip you or hold you rather it drives you away, you will have moments in the movie where you will lose interest. It is difficult to watch this movie. It lacks cohesion, while the actors cannot hold the movie together Taylor Kitsch does not seem the man for the job. The 3D is thrown in without it being required and the movie does not utilise the technology for the reason it has been made.
If you find the books interesting you will definitely want to stay away from this movie. Even if you are a die hard fan it will be difficult for you to watch this movie in its entirety. It is a product and not a movie. It has been sold as a product and its honest intention is to just make money without providing entertainment. The makers surely miss a mark in what could have been a great franchise by putting out a below average movie which will surely not be able to hold up to its high expenditure.
Give it a miss and you wont be ruining your weekend as I did





Tuesday 13 March 2012

Invictus – Emotionally Draining


A well made sports drama will always evolve high emotions, even when its predictable you always watch it with the same intensity and when you reach the climax the adrenaline is always pumping.
Sports can inspire and can mend fences. This is what Invictus is about, a true story set against the newly Apartheid free South Africa, where the first time the blacks are allowed to vote and they elect Nelson Mandela(Morgan Freeman) as President.
But we soon witness the divide in a racially motivated society. A dream of creating a united Africa, Nelson Mandela or Madiba as he is fondly called finds the much hated Springboks as his way into creating a country of unison.
 The Springboks as the South African Rugby Team is called are disliked by the majority. Madiba finds a the upcoming Rubgy World Cup in South Africa as his chance of uniting the country. He rallies behind the captain Francois Pienaar (Matt Damon) to win this for this country. He asks the playesr to take part in PR Campaign to teach Rubgy to the black population. He hopes that winning this cup could create a new Africa.
What follows in a well executed movie from Clint Eastwood with a mind numbing performance by Morgan Freeman as the enamoured Nelson Mandela. The story plays well on screen with the viewer hooked from the very first scene and it grips you till the end. We get moved by the strong emotions we see on screen. Matt Damon makes his mark as the captain of the Rugby unit. The interaction between the President and Francois are one to watch out for
.For obvious reasons the final 20 minutes of the movie are the best. The dialogues and persona of Madiba is put out brilliantly. We see the man behind the struggle as a simple man estranged from his wife giving his life for his country. He inspires the nation and when he comes out in a Springbok uniform onto Ellis Stadium, you can’t stop but get choked up.
Clint Eastwood has given us some memorable movies and Invictus will be there with the rest. Morgan Freeman truly steals the show with his amazing performance he sweats and bleeds Mandela and creates the character his very own. His restraint in adversity and satisfaction at victory at bringing the nation together is displayed very well on screen.

A complete top class effort in my book

The Karate Kid- A welcome tribute


The trick to making a successful remake is to only borrow the plot and create your own interpretation of it.  The Karate Kid is a cult classic and remaking it again was a true challenge. The good news is the remake retains the spirit of the old movie while creating a fresh space for itself.
After the death of his father Dre Parker moves to China at his mothers new job. Finding himself alone in an alienated country he quickly finds himself on the wrong side of Cheng, a local bully. While befriending a girl at his school, he somehow ends up having to compete in a local Kung Fu tournament and enters Han(Jackie Chan) as a subdued but master Kung Fu who trains Shao Dre. The films keep abreast of the original while giving its own inspirational moments. We get to see the natural beauty of China. What follows is a story of an underdog triumphing over his adversary and winning their respect. The movie has some truly inspirational moments and provides for a fun experience as we get engrossed in the story.
The setting in China turns out to be a master piece as its amplifies the fear of Dre. Jackie Chan is good as the quiet yet hard teacher to Dre. Jaden Smith in his first lead role displays perfect emotions as the excited and then alienated young boy. His transformation is immensely well portrayed on screen.
One of the best moments in the movie is when he witnessing a Kung Fu master controlling a snake and how it ends up being the highlight of the movie. There are few funny moments in the movie and they balance the tension that follows the protagonist.
It’s a great tribute to the old Karate Kid while that movie has a niche of itself¸the new Karate Kid is here to stay